Yesterday’s report that said Barry Bonds tested positive for steroids only a month after his 73-homerun season of 2001 was wrong. It was just a typo. They meant to write “Novemeber 2000″ instead of 2001. While it may be an admission of steroid use by Bonds (see: flackseed oil), the Feds already knew about it. Unless there is a paper trail or the Feds get to Greg Anderson (which clearly isn’t happening), it seems very difficult to prove that Barry knew he was lying. Plausible deniability. Look it up. That’s Barry’s story, and he’s sticking to it.
As for baseball side of it, this is true: Barry Lamar Bonds is 65 hits short of 3,000 for his career. He is 69 runs scored away from being the all-time leader on that list (he is currently third behind Ty Cobb and Rickey Henderson). He is four runs batted in from having 2,000 RBIs for his career, and only 14 games away from playing in 3,000 MLB contests. Oh, and he’s the best hitter since Ted Williams.
The Angels always seemed the best fit, even more than Oakland because the Athletics weren’t going to compete even before their firesale. This was before Anaheim overpaid for Torii Hunter, but here’s how it would work: Barry needs to be the DH, but can only probably play 120 games anyway. Vladimir Guerrero’s body (knees, back, shoulder) is wearing down. Look at his numbers from last season. He hit under 30 homeruns and posted the lowest slugging percentage of his career. Guerrero could be the designated hitter in the 40 or so days that Bonds could not play, giving him the opportunity to rest but continue to be in the lineup. Plus, Guerrero has never had a big, respected bat either in front of or behind him in his MLB career and the Angels much-needed pop in the middle of their order.
By the way Barry Lamar Bonds can obviously still hit. As he himself once famously said, “I can barely walk, but I can still rake.” Last season he turned 43, but also posted a 1.045 OPS, which would have ranked 3rd in MLB behind Alex Rodriguez and David Ortiz had Bonds had the 3.1 plate appearances per team game required to be eligible. His .480 on base percentage would have led all of Major League Baseball.